A Girlfriend for Sticky

So, why was I at the Goodwill store yesterday? I went in hopes of doing my part in the search for Sticky's new girlfriend. He's already had some fabulous offers which you can see here. In my search, I came across an Olsen twin who is totally dying to meet you Sticky. Please consider. Here are some pics.



Now, I tried to get her to show her boobs cause I said that might better her chances, but she would only show one.



Don't even freakin' ask me why an Olsen twin was hanging out at the Goodwill. I tried to ask her, but she kept changing the subject...bitch.

P.S., I don't know if this helps her chances any, but she's a cutter.