Possible Need for Name Change

Instant message transcripts with sister C, minus the cool emoticons and plus some really bad grammar:

grandpooofawesome: The Pope died. I think I'm gonna try out.
C: the pope pooped out huh
grandpooofawesome: yeah, you think i should try out?
C: GO FOR IT
grandpooofawesome: yeah, i can do that papal stuff and live in italy
grandpooofawesome: i'm pretty infallible too
C: WOOO HOOO
grandpooofawesome: i'm gonna have a chat about it with the college of cardinals
C: you can be the GRAND POPE OF AWESOME
grandpooofawesome: YES THAT'S AWESOME! THAT'S THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!!!
C: I KNOW
grandpooofawesome: You can be adviser to the pope, via instant message.