How Annoying Am I?
I'm thinking I'm probably slightly annoying. It's hard for me to imagine because I know I'm so awesome, but here are some examples of the things of which I speak...
Example One: I walk into a room full of people and say things like, "I'm very proud of myself." Then, when one or two people in the room smile and say, "What did you do?", I look at them quizzically and say, "Oh. Nothing in particular, I'm just, in general, very proud of myself."
Example Two: I go around to random people while they're doing menial tasks, stick my thumb up, and say, "You're doing a great job!" They always look at me strangely.
Example Three: Sometimes when people I don't know that well give me a quiet and polite, "hello", I give them a loud, "Hey, how the heck are ya?"
Example Four: Today, although I don't really know her that well, I stuffed the art teacher's mailbox with junk from the workroom in the office.
Example Five: I sometimes address my class with, "What's up my peeps?"
Perhaps it's true. I am annoying. I will say this, however. I'm very proud of myself, and you guys are all doing a great job. Keep up with the great work my peeps or I'll stuff your mailboxes with all kinds of shit.
Additions:
-My mailbox got filled with junk today.
-As I was walking down the hall after school this afternoon, I passed a teacher doing "hall duty". I decided I'd spare her the "thumbs up" today, but as I passed, she looked at me oddly and said, "Am I doing okay?", to which, of course, I was obliged to say with a thumbs up, "You're doing a great job!"
*smiles*
6 Comments:
You sound like you are that delicious odd and deranged kind of annoying that is my very favorite in the world.
I am annoying that way. The boy often says, "Monkey! You're annoying me."
Then he asks his mother if she will please make me stop. It's much fun.
You do sound bit annoying, but not the way that might make me mad. The opposite.
I sound more like positive and open person. I'm more annoying, I think.. I usually tend to take over the managing duties if nobody seems to do anything or is fucking it all up..
You are awesome. Period.
monkey- thanks so much for the vote of confidence!
dob- you said "fucking" (laugh)
frog- YOU, my friend are awesome.
Damn, I meant to say "You sound more like positive and open person", but my selfish, self-centered ego got in the way, I am extremely sorry and I deserve to be punished..
Yes, I used the bad F-word, do I get more spanking now? :D
I'm breaking out the whips.
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