Battle of the Style Gurus

A weekend is not complete without an episode of What Not to Wear whether it be on TLC or BBC. Not only is it a great show, but I'm absolutely fabulously obsessed with all four hosts.



On TLC, we have Clinton and Stacey. This is the first version of What Not to Wear I ever saw. I was, beyond a doubt, instantaneously hooked. I was a little put off by their harsh criticisms at first, but I grew to understand them. I still think that there are some times that they should just admit that one or two things out of some people's closets are not as hideous as they let on. Usually, however, they are that hideous.

The TLC version of the show would not be on such a high pedestal if it weren't for Clinton and Stacey. If I were on the show, I'd spend the entire show flirting relentlessly with both. They'd be hard pressed to move me away from my position of drooling by their sides. I honestly think I couldn't be on the show because I'd jump both their bones and lick their faces.

If given a choice, however, of which set of style gurus I would have dressing and undressing me, it'd have to be the two ladies to be bowed down to: Trinny and Suzannah. Only on the BBC version could Trinny turn around to the camera say, "Look at this ass," and slap it over and over. I love the freedom they have to speak openly. Those ladies also truly, truly are good at what they do and take each person they're working with into very serious consideration. I'm always impressed with the transformation and the time and care they've taken.

Not to mention the fact that Trinny Woodall is constantly, and I mean constantly sticking her hand up the ladies' skirts, which is okay by me. I mean, my god, it's Trinny Woodall.