I Heart Trash
As always, I have been a consistently faithful viewer of American Idol...Auditions. What's funny is, once the auditions are over, I won't watch a single episode. Maybe this year is different and I'll follow through with the whole deal, but I doubt it.
The auditions, on the other hand, are so deliciously trashy. I have no problem believing that there are that many Americans who are so completely hideous and still think they got it goin' on. I know a few myself.
I love Simon Cowell. I truly thought, like everyone else, that I hated him. I mean, what an ass. But, I really think I want him to trash talk me...in bed. Yes, I'm sure of it. He's sexy as hell.
I made this with my awesome skills.
posted by GrandPooOfAwesome @ 8:04 PM
17 Comments
17 Comments:
Everything you said here goes double for me. I have no interest in watching anything but the auditions as well. And I always thought Simon was a total ass too, but then tonight when he made that handcuff remark...damn. That was way hot.
Yeah, I had unGodly thoughts when he said that. I had to poke out the mental eye to save my soul.
i don't find him remotely attractive, but put that bravado and accent onto clive owen's face and body, and i would kill to get there.
actually, clive has the accent.
i have to go.
Ooooooh...Clive.....
gotta go....
Dude, I can not sing with my mouth closed. I just about passed out from trying.
(a chick sang with her mouth closed on tonight's auditions, in case you missed it and have no idea what the hell i'm talking about.)
Imagine me in bed with you speaking with a british accent:
Your performance tonight was rubbish! The noises you made were completely off key and the way you squirmed was totally inconsistent. If you want to make it further in this encounter, you're going to have to learn to perform under pleasure.
you have a point jiggs.
i think i'll stick with jiggs, the hot banana eater.
HOLY CRAP
he is so hot.
i think i just died.
Same here. I adore the auditions for the pure trashy enjoyment - LOL!
I found a hilarious groundhog picture!
Happy Groundhog Day!
I hope something wonderful ‘pops up’ for you today! LOL
I'd like to be alone now please.
Boy only want girlfriends with great skills. Computer hacking skills... Bow hunting skills... Photoshopping Clive Owen skills...
i have one of those three :). it's the last one. i guess you know that.
simon? sexy?
how can these 2 words appear in the same sentence??????
cgh- that's because you know true entertainment ;).
sorry to disappoint you laidbare. what can I say? i'm a freak.
RUFF!
Man you have awesome skills. Chicks dig skills. Do you have ninja skills?
OF COURSE I have ninja skills. They look a little more like the random flailing of arms and legs, but it's still skillful.
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