Sunday, April 30, 2006


You're so welcome.

I'm telling ya, I gots the MySpace fever. Yes, I'm aware of how uncool that makes me.

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The Karate Kid

The Karate Kid and the song "Glory of Love" WAS my childhood. I was inspired to be a better person. It taught me about love and honor and awesomely bad hairdos. I even sported my own Ralph Macchio feathery "do" for a brief and hideous time. That was the tomboy stage in my life. It only lasted a year or two. I even had a sweet-ass karate jacket. I took karate lessons for a short time too. I gave up soccer for that year, which is cool because I totally suck at sports...karate included.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

The Shower Project

I'm currently obsessing over showers. Why? Because I haven't had one today. The water has been off in my appartment all day and it's driving me insane. I'm a shower first thing in the morning kind of gal. As much as I pay for this fucking tiny-ass apartment, the least they could do is have the water running. So, I found this website where this dude showered with 100 women and documented it. I only found photos for 38. They're worth a look. The quotes from the women are funny. He says he wants to do the project with 100 straight men next. Jiggs? You up for it?

Friday, April 28, 2006

Harry and the Potters

Yes, I went from obsessing over YouTube to obsessing over MySpace. For so long, I refused to pimp my MySpace page or even look at it, but my sister kept insisting on leaving me goofy messages that I wanted to see. Now, she's not even on-line, but I keep going back. It's pathetic. I think it's because I don't have a lot of time to be on-line, so I want to have to think very little.

I guess you know that the primary purpose of MySpace is to promote bands, which I think is an excellent thing. There are probably some who get annoyed with bands requesting to be their MySpace friend. I don't mind for three reasons: 1) I don't have any other friends anyway, 2) that's what it's fucking for, and 3) you can hear some great bands.

My favorite by far is Harry and the Potters. I guess I relate to the uber geekiness of this band, but I also dig the tunes. If you're cool and you don't detest Pottermania, you might click on their photo and go to their MySpace page to check out some tunes.

*Note: This will probably require you to have a MySpace account. I'm sure you could quickly make a faux one for the purposes of viewing this page if you're interested.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Just Do It.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Ellen Fucking Pompeo

I thought in honor of the Grey's Anatomy re-cap week, I'd post the video of Ellen Pompeo's punking session which I finally found courtesy of, of course, another YouTube user. Here's what I hate...I LOVE Grey's Anatomy. I think it's a fun show to watch with good characters and an awesome score. I even love Meredith Grey. I just can't fucking stand Ellen Pompeo. How can she appear so stunning and her character be so lovely but she herself be such a bitch? It puzzles me, and I have to concentrate really hard during every episode to block out the mess of a person I see in this clip. It's sad when people don't live up to their potential as a human being. She could be fabulous. Thus sayeth the Grand Poo of Awesome.

It Never Ends. It Never Ends. It Never Ends...

Check out this sweet graphic.

I've been spending too much time on MySpace.

Go to my MySpace page and become my friend.


In case you're saying you don't feel like doing the above suggstion, please stare at the Hasselfoff picture while chanting, "Go to GrandPoo's MySpace page and become her friend." That should do it.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Two of My Own

Parents that is. I love my family. They make me feel warm and fuzzy even when a certain member of my family (MOM) is strung out on prescription meds, and another certain member (DAD) is proud of the fact that he can take out some of his teeth. This is a video of Easter. We ate out. They came to me for Easter dinner because I'm the best. My little sister thinks I'm a demigod, I'm sure she does, which makes her pretty fun to hang out with. She thinks everything I do and say is funny.

I said, "I love this song, I really do," when James Blunt's Your Beautiful came over the speaker. My mom responded with, "I love percocet." My mom's fucked up on percocet on Jesus-Bunny Day and she thinks I'm going to hell.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

I Heart Nornna!

I'm serious. I can't get enough of her. I don't know if it's partly that she no longer has her 700+ videos up on YouTube and now there's only 11, or if I'm just truly Nornna obsessed, but she makes my world go 'round. She's an promoter of singing, good hygiene, good eatin' (like root beer and Spaghetti O's), and, most importantly, being thankful for your many blessings even the small things like your cat. What more could you ask for? And, she's a good singer. She's everything I wanna be.

I wish I could buy her a big huge Eeyore to cheer her up, because some bad people are making it hard for her to share herself with the world. When she asked me what I thought of her stalkers, I didn't know it was that bad for her. Today I read at Dlisted about how bad it got. It sucks hardcore. I miss her old videos so much and she hasn't added me to her friends list. I hope we get to see those old videos again.

Saturday, April 15, 2006


I am currently obsessing over YouTube videos. (Nornna, by the way, has taken down her videos, dammit.) I have no desire to produce any creativity of my own right now. I'm just sucking in other people's weird shit. I can not seem to stop watching this Numa Fan video. I'm not even high, and I'm still watching this over and over while in a trans-like state. It's so weird. I've been sitting at my computer for like, ever, because I'm transcribing interviews for my doctoral dissertation research. It's weird how excessive work can make you slightly delusional. Maybe that's why I think this video is fucking genius. If these kids were in my class, I'd give them all A's for everything, because they're obviously already brilliant.

Harriet's Intention

My cat, Harriet, barfed on this book. Do you think that could mean anything? Like maybe the Source doesn't intend for me to finish it?

If you think you want to read it, just read the chapter called Portrait of a Person Connected to the Field of Intention, because the rest of the book just draws out and regurgitates that chapter.

He has some decent points, he just rehashes them over and over throughout the book. He reiterates the same points. In other words, he says the same thing over and over. He just keeps telling you the same thing in different words. It's the same idea said in a different way. It's redundant.

Harriet's Work

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Go, Nornna, Go!

***Okay, Nornna has taken down all of her videos, but someone is trying to launch a Nornna movie. You can see the clip by clicking on what I've just written. Really, click anywhere on these sentences. Go ahead and do it now.***

Nornna is so popular! She is the most popular girl on YouTube. She is the most popular girl ever. She is an international celebrity. I want to help spread her popularity. This is a worthy cause. She has 727 videos. Be aware that you can't watch just one. She's that good.

She took down her "Popular" video today. She said she had too many comments. She's still adding to her video collection. You can still watch I'm ON The MAIN PAGE!!!!!!, which is a great one. Also, Missed Bus is pretty good. Anytime she talks about her therapist is a winner. Just wait until you see her eat something, or go on a root beer quest, or hug her stuffed animals before she goes to bed. Oh my God, she is so awesome. The spin-offs created by her fans where we can watch them watch Nornna are pretty good too. I like the one by james called Me eating and watching Nornna.

Oh wait, Popular is back on. We'll see how long she leaves it public. She's so finicky, that Nornna. Seriously, go waste some time on this shit.

"I'm gonna open up a can of Spaghetti O's when I get home. I'm starving."


What were you doing at 01:02:03 04/05/06? Today at two minutes and three seconds after one, we experience an oddity in time. It will never happen again.

I was going to pick up my kids from lunch to take them to the library to get a book of poetry. What were you doing?

Sunday, April 02, 2006

I Need a Hug.

I am a weirdo. Today, I was shopping for sunglasses at the mall at one of those thingies out in the middle of the mall. (Yes, I'm pretty sure "thingies" is the real name for them.") I was trying them on in the mirror when I saw not one face, but two. Someone was hugging me, and I didn't recognize this said someone. It turned out it was a cousin I hadn't seen in a long time. She's just really friendly.

I turned around laughing and said, "I didn't know who you were. I just thought some stranger was hugging me." After I gave it a little thought, I said, "You wanna know what's really weird? I didn't mind. I thought, how nice...a hug." Apparently I'm completely open to total strangers hugging me in the mall. Maybe I should just wear a sign that says, "Hugs Accepted."

Speaking of hugs, if I could hug a tv show, I'd hug Grey's Anatomy. I've already downloaded every song I could find from the show. More good songs tonight- Sounds like I'm gonna have to do some more searching. I would also like to give Denny a big hug. I heart him.

Did you know the shows writers have a blog? This seems strange to me. I guess they're either cashing in on the popularity of blogging, or they just really dig what they do. Perhaps it's a little of both. Someone also writes as Joe from the Emerald City Bar and as "Debbie" from Seattle Grace Hospital. I ran across those some time last week and thought they were just creative bloggers, but apparently they're related to the show and written by the writers. They're worth checking out if you like the show.

((*Hugs* all around!))